Not A Phase Cafe
1100 Main St, Newington, CT
Crema's Take
“This beloved Newington spot is a nostalgic emo sanctuary where excellent coffee meets genuinely creative drinks—think hot chocolate topped with crumbles and inventive flavor combinations—all wrapped in an unmistakably cool atmosphere populated by tattooed staff who actually care. Beyond the stellar brews and thoughtful cold brew program, you're coming for the full package: generously portioned breakfast and lunch made fresh daily, multiple vegan options, and a refreshingly easy-going vibe that makes everyone feel welcome whether you're staying for an hour or just grabbing your order. At around $15-20 per person, it's the kind of place where the experience and community feel just as nourishing as the food.”
What to expect
Google Reviews
The ultimate elder emo spot. Coffees & other tasty drinks (like this hot chocolate with crumbles on top!) with the theme of your favorite emo bands.. need I say more? They have plenty of options for flavors of you want to create your own coffee & a lot of different breakfast/lunch options. Their bacon, egg and cheeses are a personal favorite along with their vegan cinnamon rolls.. YUM!
If I could give this place more than five stars, I would in a heartbeat. This was our second time coming here and the food has been amazing both times. The staff are very friendly and welcoming, restaurant and bathroom were both spotless, and there seems to be something for everyone on the menu!
You know the coffee’s gonna be good when you walk in and all the employees have cool hair and tattoos!! Tons of flavor options - if you’re a decaf girly like me they only have iced fyi - and super fast and friendly service. They have fun drink specials as well. Definitely one of the best breakfast burritos I’ve ever had, no exaggeration, idk what they put in the salsa but it’s incredible. Lots of veggie/vegan options and the plant based sausage is really good. And their baked goods are GIANT and delicious. Next time im in town I will make it a point to come back! Fun colors and a nice atmosphere inside too!
The vibe is everything here, such a unique find! Multiple vegan options it's insane honestly. Everything is made hot and fresh, coffee is pretty solid and the breakfast sandwich was tasty! Aesthetic is top notch with the decor and lighting. They play emo music of course and have a decent amount of seating. Give it a shot, owner was attentive to check in after your meal as well.
I love this cafe! Easy going staff, cool approach, and tasty food!! There’s fun food options too like adding cereal to your pancake! Prices are sensible, around $15-20 per person . The hash browns are the crunchiest ones I’ve ever had , so dang good. As well, their special cinnamon roll? The icing is next level . Seating indoors and outdoors. Portions are perfect as they are We will be back!