Conspirators’ Coffee Lounge
133 SW 2nd Ave, Portland, OR
Crema's Take
“Tucked behind a secret password and wardrobe entrance off Burnside, this speakeasy-style coffee lounge wraps you in moody, noir-tinged ambiance that feels equal parts goth bookclub and 1920s conspiracy den. They nail both traditional espresso drinks and creative specialty beverages in a plush, contemplative space that's perfect for lingering with a laptop or meeting someone for unhurried conversation. It's the kind of place that rewards the effort of finding it—expect a short wait on weekends, but a genuinely memorable experience any time you slip through that hidden door.”
What to expect
Specialty coffee, with creative signature drinks. A slow-sit, laptop-friendly spot, good for meetings. Open late.
Google Reviews
A speakeasy-style coffee and cocktail lounge right off of Burnside. It is a cool experience to give them the code phrase and enter through the wardrobe with the dagger key, and the ambiance is very fitting. The service was also friendly, both at the public-facing custard shop…
A hidden café bar inside an ice cream shop. To enter, you must find the password. Once you tell it to a staff member, they will give you the device to gain entry. At first glance, the place looks like a themed café, but if you're observant, you'll find symbolic and esoteric…
This place was packed with a 20 minute wait on a Saturday afternoon in October, but my friend and I were finally able to get in without issue on an early Friday night in November. Decked out with lights for the holidays, this place has an immersive dark academia vibe to it. My…
I was down in portland for the weekend and a friend sent me an ig post about this place. I knew instantly i had to make time. There is a password to get in. It felt goth, secretive, plush. Smoky, noirish jazz complimented the red lightning. Tall ceilings. I definitely wished i…
The Conspiracy Coffee Lounge is an amazing place with unique decor. It offers a quiet atmosphere where you can enjoy a delicious coffee, whether alone or with friends. Alonso, the manager, prepared a drink for me that was not only refreshing but also very delicious and…
Crema Reviews
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